[Voice] Trust?

[unseenspy]

[This whole "Christmas" thing has certainly left Jay with something to think about. Apparently, he's made the mistake of trusting someone and paid dearly for it. Well, he's paid them back, but that's beside the point. And thus, he'd like to get people's opinions to help him analyze a certain concept.]

I'd like to discuss something with everyone. How can you tell that you can truly trust someone? How do you know they won't abandon you?

Comments

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

That's a funny question considering the shit you pulled.

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Children who throw tantrums when others worry about them don't need to be spouting shit like 'trust'.

[and just in case Jay still can't get the hint:]

Tch. You clearly didn't trust Nami-san before.

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[Jay, the epitome of calmness, throwing tantrums? The very idea is inconceivable.]

I've thrown no tantrums, so you must have me mistaken for someone else.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[... wtf dude, are you serious]

So crickets are a sign of affection from your world. My mistake. [his voice couldn't hold anymore sarcasm at this point]

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[And Jay will continue to play innocent.]

Where do you get the idea that I had anything to do with that?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Maybe because I was in the room with Nami-san at the time you told her about your little prank.

Of course, that might've been the other snot-nosed eggplant she was talking to, so correct me if I'm wrong.

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[Well, you may have found him out, but he wants to know something first.]

The "other snot-nosed eggplant?" Tell me more.

1/2

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

I lied 2/3

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[prepares to say something...



oh wait, he's not done staring yet]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Your twin brother. He's been impersonating you lately.

You might wanna do something about the little shit.

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

I have no twin brother. What are you, stupid?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Are you serious, kid?

Oi, I know my brand of sarcasm can be too spicy to handle sometimes, but try and act like you have an IQ higher than a zucchini.

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[Ooh, you're pissing him off. But no matter, he'll hit you right back where it hurts.]

Then a zucchini has an IQ higher than you, so I've nothing to worry about.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[if Jay were Zoro that might've gotten the appropriate response; as it stands, Sanji stares flatly at his journal] Ouch.

Let's pretend you're right, Jay. I'll be dumber than a zucchini this one time, so you can actually feel worth something.

Now that we've got that shit out of the way, tell me, is pulling pranks and attacking a lady who did nothing but express concern over your well-being how you thank your friends, without at least talking shit out like a man? [pauses]

Or maybe the better question is do you have any friends at all.

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[All right, it was time to come clean...]

Well, this "lady" sure has an odd way of expressing concern in the form of walking away from me without even letting me talk it out like a "man."

She violated my trust. So those crickets in the house - she deserved every last one of them.

1/2

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Well damn. Congrats, Jay. You have indeed gotten a reaction out of him now. It's a few seconds before Sanji replies, but when he does, his voice is grave and low]

... Listen good. You got away with your prank because they were a bunch of damn crickets. The only reason you can still walk is because going after you is too big a waste of time.

But I don't care if you try sending us fuckin marshmallows next time; don't you ever come near one of my crew mates again.

Considered yourself warned, you piece of shit.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Oh, one more thing.

Thanks for spilling your guilt all over the journals without a filter. Makes my job a little bit easier.

[slams the journal closed]

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

Mhm.

[Not that Jay cares or anything. He'll do as he pleases, and if you mess with him, he'll give you more than a box of crickets.]