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Jay ([personal profile] unseenspy) wrote2009-12-29 02:33 pm

[Voice] Trust?

[This whole "Christmas" thing has certainly left Jay with something to think about. Apparently, he's made the mistake of trusting someone and paid dearly for it. Well, he's paid them back, but that's beside the point. And thus, he'd like to get people's opinions to help him analyze a certain concept.]

I'd like to discuss something with everyone. How can you tell that you can truly trust someone? How do you know they won't abandon you?

[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
[if Jay were Zoro that might've gotten the appropriate response; as it stands, Sanji stares flatly at his journal] Ouch.

Let's pretend you're right, Jay. I'll be dumber than a zucchini this one time, so you can actually feel worth something.

Now that we've got that shit out of the way, tell me, is pulling pranks and attacking a lady who did nothing but express concern over your well-being how you thank your friends, without at least talking shit out like a man? [pauses]

Or maybe the better question is do you have any friends at all.

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
[All right, it was time to come clean...]

Well, this "lady" sure has an odd way of expressing concern in the form of walking away from me without even letting me talk it out like a "man."

She violated my trust. So those crickets in the house - she deserved every last one of them.

1/2

[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Well damn. Congrats, Jay. You have indeed gotten a reaction out of him now. It's a few seconds before Sanji replies, but when he does, his voice is grave and low]

... Listen good. You got away with your prank because they were a bunch of damn crickets. The only reason you can still walk is because going after you is too big a waste of time.

But I don't care if you try sending us fuckin marshmallows next time; don't you ever come near one of my crew mates again.

Considered yourself warned, you piece of shit.

[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh, one more thing.

Thanks for spilling your guilt all over the journals without a filter. Makes my job a little bit easier.

[slams the journal closed]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Mhm.

[Not that Jay cares or anything. He'll do as he pleases, and if you mess with him, he'll give you more than a box of crickets.]