[Action/Voice] Jay the "Deceased"?

[Jay was pretty lucky this past week...or was he? He missed the amnesia plague, because the Malnosso had decided to use him to play a cruel joke. In your living room (or in the backyard if the house/apartment is too small) is a coffin, with one half of the lid open. Jay is sleeping inside said coffin, dressed in a formal suit (top-left image), his hands folded neatly over his torso. He appears as if ready for his own funeral...but you may want to make sure he's actually dead before you bury him. Luckily for Jay, he's a very light sleeper.]

[Voice]

[Later on, there'll be a short voice broadcast from him, not addressed to anyone in particular.]

It's October, according to this world's calendar. It was October when I was drawn here three years ago. I hope you're satisfied!

[The last word comes out as a vicious hiss.]