[Voice] Jay the Know-It-All

[Since Jay is seeing all these people wondering what happened over the weekend, he decides to address it all at once.]

So we've had another weekend that no one remembers. It seems to be a pattern, at least for as long as I've been here...although it was a bit late this year. The Malnosso aren't entirely unpredictable, though they do like to alter things a bit. I don't know what happened during these weekends, but I'm inclined to believe their statement that we're better off not knowing. If it was an experiment, as I suspect, I would rather not remember it.

[There, is everyone happy? Good. He doesn't care.]