[if Jay were Zoro that might've gotten the appropriate response; as it stands, Sanji stares flatly at his journal] Ouch.

Let's pretend you're right, Jay. I'll be dumber than a zucchini this one time, so you can actually feel worth something.

Now that we've got that shit out of the way, tell me, is pulling pranks and attacking a lady who did nothing but express concern over your well-being how you thank your friends, without at least talking shit out like a man? [pauses]

Or maybe the better question is do you have any friends at all.