[Action/Voice] Gag Gifting

[unseenspy]

[Action]

[Jay is beginning to set his gag-gifting plan in motion. He's gathered a large number of crickets and packed them into a pretty green box, tied shut with a pretty red ribbon. He's also attached a tag to it, addressing it to Nami, but the "From" line is left blank.]

[After that, Jay tracks Nami's home address and leaves the present outside the door. He knocks on the door and then quickly flees the scene before anyone sees him. He hides behind a corner, waiting to hear the sound of the door opening.]

[So why is he doing this? Let's just call it payback. Jay is NOT happy that Nami had walked out on him last week. Really, how can she be so insensitive?]

[Jay continues to wait, wishing he could see the look on Nami's face when she opens her little gag gift...]

Voice // Filtered from Nami and her housemates

Hmm...I wonder if I should put together a gift for Kadaj while I'm at it?

Comments

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Nami is going to open the door. And then after a confused look around, notice the package.]

...huh. [Bending down a little awkwardly to have a look at the tag.]

...right.

[...and then heading straight back inside. She's not sure who'd leave her an anonymous package; maybe James, but hell, for all she knows it could be Kefka. Either way, she's not dealing with that while injured. BRB, getting someone to help her with that.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[oh hey, it's an unsuspecting Sanji just walking through the house]

Neh, what is that, Nami-san? [peers at it]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Secret admirer, apparently. [Said with the greatest of suspicion. The package itself is still sitting innocently on the doorstep, but with the front door wide open there's a clear view to it and the empty street beyond.]

1/2

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see! [all smiles]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Shall I burn it for you, Nami-san?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Fff, Sanji-kun.] Well, depends on what's inside, first. Maybe they sent me jewellery. Could you bring it inside for me, Sanji-kun?

1/2

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[grunts, but obeys; he'd totally get her anything better than what's inside the box.

The box turns out to be rather light, and Sanji gives it a light shake while he closes the door. And then pauses because why yes, he felt something move] Hm?

[and being the complete genius he is, decides it's best to open the door again and check what the present is before giving it to his goddess. Just in case.]

okay I lied 2/4

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... What th--

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[the entire OP crew is of course free to hear Sanji scream bloody murder as he tears back into the house, covered in crickets]

1/2

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFF]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[This is Nami diving for her bedroom and slamming the door. NO CRICKETS ALLOWED. Then yelling through it.]

GET THEM OUT AGAIN!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[sorry, Sanji is doing the equivalent of a keysmash in real life]

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[You know this would be easier if he could actually see what's going on. And yes he's still in your house dude.]

What's happening?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Oh ffff, poor blind Ted. Going to his rescue involves crickets in her bedroom and possibly enraging Sanji by dragging guys he doesn't know into her room. Settling for yelling through the door.]

CRICKETS, TED. COVER YOUR FACE!

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[Chopper will have the following expression as crickets begin crawling up his legs.]

A-AHHHHHHHHHH!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HELL SENT THOSE SHITTY THINGS HERE?

[someone will die]

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[dskjhfjkdsfdshfkjdshf WHAT THE HELL GET OFF OF HIM CRICKETS]

Ack! [Yeah, he'll just be fighting those that starting moving towards him.]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Someone's going to die for this.

[And because Jay has introduced crickets into a household already chaotic and we don't want to spam his journal more, the threads will continue here (http://sniperkingftw.livejournal.com/3698.html).]

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[Still hiding behind a nearby house, Jay could hear the screaming and chaos from within. It is all too satisfying for him. He never thought he could have this much fun in Luceti. He stands in his hiding place, snickering with glee.]

This turned out better than I thought it would. Perhaps I should seek out the others on my naughty list...

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Glad you enjoyed it, Jay. LOOK WHAT YOU DID.]