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[Voice] Cold Reality

[And here's Jay with another Cold Reality report.]

Another New Feather cycle, hmm? Welcome, I suppose...although this place isn't meant to be welcoming at all. And for those who are boldly making claims, please don't delude yourselves. You're in for a much more difficult task than you're anticipating. Thus, you won't be escaping from here anytime soon. Not by your own will, anyway. So whatever sanity you have, be sure to hold onto it, because it will be tested.

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You know me too well. [That just might be a yes.]

[Th-That was not what she was expecting, and blinks for a moment. CURSE YOU JJ, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO OUTSMART HER.] ...Well, it's good to know you're still the same.

That's one thing to be thankful for, at least.

I dunno, JJ...I think a happy you would be a lot more fun than a grumpy you. You need to chill out, relax! Oh, I know! [Oh, boy.] We should have a party! There's a bar here, right? And because there's no rules, you should totally have a few drinks and loosen up! I can come over in a few minutes!

[She's bluffing...maybe. Norma doesn't even know where jay lives, after all. But she could find out.]

Drinks? I think not. I'm not going to ruin my mind with that.

[Sorry, he's not quite ready to disclose his address yet.]

Then we can get you some milk instead! Maybe it'll help you grow a bit bigger, too! [Dahahaa, she loves you, Jay. Norma just missed you. She teases because she loves. ♥]

[He has a mixed reaction to that comment. The milk sounds nice, but the other part...]

That wouldn't be...too unpleasant, I suppose...

Then it's a date! [And maybe she can actually try some of that alcohol stuff adults have all the time. Norma's kind of curious about how it tastes...] Uh...where exactly do you live, anyway, huh?

Oh, let's not get into that. Just tell me when the "date" is, and I'll be there.

[W-Wait, he actually wants to? Norma was kind of just joking, but...she doesn't have anything to do at all, really. Getting out of the house would be good for her. Plus, even if it's not the bar, there was a teashop around here. At least she heard there was.]

Well, now, obviously! [Duh.] I mean, if you're not busy or anything.

Now? Isn't that a bit sudden?

[Sure, she's known for throwing random parties, but at least they usually had time to prepare for them...]

What else are you doing that's so important, huh? Yelling at people? Come on, JJ, we'll have a night out on the town! You can show me around and tell what's fun to do in this place!

[Because Norma is bored stiff. After the allure of Lucetiland disappeared, she's been anxious to get out and do something.]

There's nothing "fun" around here, Norma. [At least, not in his point of view.] This is a prison, after all.

[Wow, way to be a downer, JJ. Norma's trying to cheer you up here! She pouts, puffing out her lower lip to the camera.] Oooh, come on, JJ! The Malno-nos made that amusement park thing for us, right? There's gotta be something else here that's fun! You're supposed to be the informant, right? So, inform already!

[Well, he's not quite done being a downer yet. However, he could take this opportunity to have a little fun at someone else's expense.]

Fine...but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg, though.

[Jay, you troll.]

What?! You can't charge me! That's totally not fair! There's no gald or money here at all, Red told me so! [You may dear a dull thud in the background, Norma just stomped her foot.] ...But if it's an arm and a leg you want, I think I can provide. I just need one stupid bandit...and a good, sharp, finely polished saw.

[SH-SHE'S JUST KIDDING. Really. ...Maybe. <___<]

And that's why I would charge an arm and a leg. I didn't say anything about money.

[There's a heavy sigh.]

On the other hand, I'll pass on that offer.

[Which means maybe he was kidding about the arm and leg thing as well.]

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