[Voice] Cold Reality

[unseenspy]

[And here's Jay with another Cold Reality report.]

Another New Feather cycle, hmm? Welcome, I suppose...although this place isn't meant to be welcoming at all. And for those who are boldly making claims, please don't delude yourselves. You're in for a much more difficult task than you're anticipating. Thus, you won't be escaping from here anytime soon. Not by your own will, anyway. So whatever sanity you have, be sure to hold onto it, because it will be tested.

Comments

[Voice]

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

There's nothing "fun" around here, Norma. [At least, not in his point of view.] This is a prison, after all.

Re: [Voice]

[lookinforlight.livejournal.com]

[Wow, way to be a downer, JJ. Norma's trying to cheer you up here! She pouts, puffing out her lower lip to the camera.] Oooh, come on, JJ! The Malno-nos made that amusement park thing for us, right? There's gotta be something else here that's fun! You're supposed to be the informant, right? So, inform already!

[Voice]

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[Well, he's not quite done being a downer yet. However, he could take this opportunity to have a little fun at someone else's expense.]

Fine...but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg, though.

[Voice]

[lookinforlight.livejournal.com]

[Jay, you troll.]

What?! You can't charge me! That's totally not fair! There's no gald or money here at all, Red told me so! [You may dear a dull thud in the background, Norma just stomped her foot.] ...But if it's an arm and a leg you want, I think I can provide. I just need one stupid bandit...and a good, sharp, finely polished saw.

[SH-SHE'S JUST KIDDING. Really. ...Maybe. <___<]

[Voice]

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

And that's why I would charge an arm and a leg. I didn't say anything about money.

[There's a heavy sigh.]

On the other hand, I'll pass on that offer.

[Which means maybe he was kidding about the arm and leg thing as well.]