[Accidental Video] Jay the Birthday Boy

[unseenspy]

[As always, Jay has his journal open, listening for something...interesting to spy on. But he's a bit distracted right now, looking at his calendar, and a particular Oresoren figurine that Moses had carved for him last year. In his distraction, he doesn't even realize that his journal is currently recording.]

July 10th...that was my birthday. But...is it really?

[Chibi-Usa had chosen that date for his birthday, but he hasn't heard from her in so long, he's almost certain that she's gone home by now.]

No...it can't be. I don't even have a birthday. No one else knows about it anyway, and there's no reason to celebrate it. It's just another day. Oh well...

[...But why does he feel like this? Jay reaches over to pick up the Oresoren figurine and hold it tenderly in his lap. Perhaps there's a part of him inside that really does want to celebrate a birthday just like all the other cool kids.]

Comments

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[breezing]

How old is that?

[ This is her way of IGNORING THAT. ]

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[unseenspy]

I'm not telling.

[So there.]

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[breezing]

[ OH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, MISTER ]

Happy fifty-seventh birthday!

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[unseenspy]

...

[What. the.]

...You're a terrible joker.

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[breezing]

It's not a joke! That's how old you are now. Next July 10th I'll tell everyone we're wishing you a happy fifty-eighth birthday, 'cause that's what it'll be!

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[unseenspy]

Are you that big of an idiot? You don't know how old I am!

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[breezing]

Of course I do! You're fifty-seven. Happy birthday!

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[unseenspy]

...For Nerifes' sake, I hope you forget it by next year.

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[breezing]

Nope! I never, ever forget anything, so ha! You're going to be fifty-eight! Unless you have something else to say?

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[unseenspy]

Yes...

You're an idiot.

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[breezing]

And you're fifty-seven! [ Said in sing-song. SHE'S SEVEN, SHE DOESN'T NEED TO BE MATURE. ]

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[unseenspy]

[Wow. Even five-year-old Yotsuba is more mature than this.]

[He just lets out an exasperated sigh.]

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[breezing]

[ Ikki just grins, because she doesn't really mind being immature. ]

Anyway, you should have some cake from the bakery! You get to make a wish if you blow out a candle, you know?