[Voice/Action] Return of Jay the Beautiful

[unseenspy]

[When Jay wakes up, he finds himself in (surprise!) a princess dress. He looks at his journal with a sigh.]

Not again...those Malnosso just can't get enough amusement from things like this, can they?

I wish I could find my prince...but where do I look? Well...at least Moses isn't here to kidnap me again.

[Regardless, he's going to make his way to the clothing shop. Perhaps he can find something to at least cover up the dress, since taking it off won't work.]

[OOC: So here we go, Princess Jay with thought bubbles!]

Comments

[unseenspy]

I think it's their intelligence that gives them the edge.

No doubt. Even I've defeated dragons before. I hate experiments like this...

Yes, why does he care? Or why does he not care? Argh, which is it??

[evildoorstop]

Ha! Intelligence? How much intelligence does it take to track down a dragon and hack at it with a sword? I'm sure you could do better.

Do dragons even exist? If I could ride one...Murray the Mighty Demonic Skull sitting on top of a dragon as it rages through the sky, breathing fire everywhere! [There's suddenly an image of a very evil looking large skull sitting on the back of a red dragon.] Hehehehe

[unseenspy]

Of course, any fool could hack at a dragon with a sword, but actually defeating it would take intelligence. Like knowing the dragon's weaknesses, using the terrain to your advantage, and other factors.

Now that sounds more like me...

[But the princess begins backing away timidly at the image of the red skull on top of the dragon.]

Um...

[evildoorstop]

Is something wrong Your Highness? [Concerned!]

Ha! Is that fear?

[unseenspy]

Oh...nothing. [He's such a terrible liar.]

I can see its thoughts...a big skull riding on a dragon? That's not the same skull, is it?

[evildoorstop]

...Is it me? I can be scary. I don't mean to scare people, but it is a lot of fun, hehehe people don't seem to like skulls much. Hey!

[unseenspy]

Hmm...it can't be helped, I suppose...

Does this skull know where I can start looking for my prince?

I really shouldn't stay too much longer...

[evildoorstop]

Prince? Are you still looking for one? Why? Maybe I can help instead!

And find a dragon!

[unseenspy]

Really? How can you help?

He's just not handsome enough...for starters.

[evildoorstop]

What do you need a prince for?

[unseenspy]

Well...to love me...to protect me...

What the hell? I don't need all of that!

[evildoorstop]

Ergh, love? Maybe I could protect you and send enemies running away screaming in terror! Bwa ha ha! I know I'm just a little skull, but company alone can do a lot!

Protection? Ha! But she could let me get around more easily...does that dress even pockets?

[unseenspy]

You? Protect me? How can you protect me?

Honestly...

[evildoorstop]

Scare people away? I can be a lot more terrifying than this! That part would be fun, but argh! Why am I still talking to this princess?

[unseenspy]

[That actually makes him chuckle. The skull can certainly scare people away.]

Well, I suppose you could do that. But do you have a way to get around without arms and legs?

Why do I even care?

[evildoorstop]

Er, no...but no one has ever complained about me being too heavy...At least I hope I've never been a burden.

And if I was, it was one worth having! What's better than a powerful skull anyway?

[unseenspy]

So people actually carry you around?

What a worthless skull...

[evildoorstop]

Once in a while, and I try to help them out in some way in return!

Wait, does that say worthless? Feeble mortal, how dare she?! You're the one who wants a prince! How pathetic is that? I know I can't compare...

[unseenspy]

I could think a lot worse if I wasn't dressed like this...

I could carry you, I suppose, but I don't know where to go...

[evildoorstop]

Where were you going before, princess? [All manners!] Or perhaps you're not sure? It could be a grand quest for two partners bound together in a fateful meeting!

Questing with a princess. And I thought certain pirates could be bad.

[unseenspy]

I didn't have anywhere particular to go...

Oh, why must I endure this...?

[evildoorstop]

Ha! Then maybe you'll be guided by fate to your prince! Perhaps you won't have to endure this difficult time for very long.

Ill fate maybe.