[Voice] Jay the Scavenger

[unseenspy]

[Jay wakes up, blinking as he takes note of his new Space Opera surroundings. He’s not too surprised, at least, given that the Malnosso had the courtesy to warn the residents about these changes.]

Hmm. Since when did they use automata to do their work?

Well, I suppose I can get started on these scavenger hunts.

[Acquiring some points may not be a bad idea. Anything to make his life more bearable.]

Comments

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[breezing]

Want any help?!

[ She will GIVE IT to you, Jay. ]

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[unseenspy]

Well, I suppose. How good are you with treasure hunting?

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[breezing]

I'm good with finding things!!

Oh, but if it's super dangerous I probably can't go. But for the not too dangerous parts I can!

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[unseenspy]

[Well, that's disappointing...]

Well, we were told to use nonviolent means of getting these items, but there's no telling how the keepers will react.

So I take it you can't defend yourself?

[Because he's not one to play babysitter, unless you're a cute round otter.]

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[breezing]

I can!

But my grandparents probably wouldn't like me doing anything REALLY dangerous? [ she's seven you know. ] I can help with nonviolent ways, though! And I'm an airbender, so maybe that'll help somehow.

[ for sure she can get a dagger with cute. ]

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[unseenspy]

An airbender? What does that mean?

Are your grandparents here?

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[breezing]

...Did you read my letters at ALL?

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[unseenspy]

...Am I supposed to remember what you wrote in your letters?

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[breezing]

Those were like the most important parts!!!!!!!!!

[ she is so offended right now ]

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[unseenspy]

Well then. Do you remember what I wrote in mine?

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[breezing]

Yeah, why wouldn't I?

You live by yourself, your favourite color is purple, there're people you know here but you wouldn't tell me who, you don't have pets, you don't like Oswald or the pen pal project, and you told me a story about Ferines.

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[unseenspy]

Amazing...

[So sarcastic, he is...]

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[breezing]

You didn't tell me anything else! If you had, I would've remembered it!!!!

That's what pen pals are supposed to do!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ SHE FEELS REALLY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS IS THE VOLUME MAKING THAT CLEAR ]

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[unseenspy]

[Sigh...]

Did you miss the part where I said I wanted nothing to do with this penpal project?

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[breezing]

You wrote me back anyway!!

My last penpal didn't even do that.

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[unseenspy]

Really? Who was your last penpal?

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[breezing]

Gilbert Nightray, not that you'll REMEMBER that, 'cause CLEARLY you don't CARE.

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[unseenspy]

Oh...well, I was curious if I knew that person, but I don't. So you're right; I don't care.

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[breezing]

I was right the first time we talked; you're a big jerk!! I hope NOBODY helps you find stuff!

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[unseenspy]

Says the person who tried to insist that I was fifty-something years old?

[Yeah, he remembers that.]

I'm sure there are some people who would help me, but I don't really need it, so it doesn't really matter.

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[breezing]

You're fifty-seven until you prove otherwise!!!

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[unseenspy]

Now who's being the big jerk?

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[breezing]

Still you!!!! You were a jerk from the first time we talked and now you're just a BIGGER one!

And you look like a girl so THERE!

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[unseenspy]

Really? Perhaps I should insist that you look like a boy then.

[Harumph!]

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[breezing]

Now you're just an UNORIGINAL jerk!!!!

[ She's sticking out her tongue, too. ]

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[unseenspy]

So what does that make you?

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[breezing]

Someone who TRIED to be nice to you and got jerkiness and RUDENESS in return!

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[unseenspy]

Really? You were the one who got upset when I didn't remember what you wrote in your letters. So really, this was initiated by you, when I had tried to be civil.

[Seriously, he did try.]

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[breezing]

Why do you think I wrote you all that?! Just so you could forget???

YOU started this!

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[unseenspy]

I think the only reason was because that stupid rabbit would keep harassing us if we didn't write each other.

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[breezing]

I ALSO WROTE ABOUT WHY I WROTE YOU IN MY LETTER!!!!!!

[ SHOUTING NOW. ]

I signed up for that!! I wanted to make friends and learn about people!!!!!

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[unseenspy]

Well, I didn't!

[Now he's starting to pick up the volume, too.]

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[breezing]

BECAUSE YOU'RE A JERKY JERKFACE WHO'S A JERK!!!!!! AND YOU SMELL!

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[unseenspy]

[What even...?]

Well, that's original. You haven't even smelled me.

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[breezing]

Who'd WANT to? NO ONE, that's who!

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[unseenspy]

Some "penpal" you turned out to be. Now you can tell that stupid rabbit to leave me alone.

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[breezing]

I tried. You didn't even do that!!!

Tell him yourself!

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[unseenspy]

Excuse me? If I didn't try, I wouldn't have written you back at all.

Thanks for making me regret it.

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[breezing]

You don't even remember what we wrote about! That's not trying.

And I regretted it first! You're not someone who could ever be my friend!

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[unseenspy]

I knew that the first time we talked.

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[breezing]

Because you're a jerk!

I'm not talking to you anymore. It's stupid, YOU'RE stupid, and I'm gonna be more MATURE.

Which you can't be so HA!

[ and she's out ]

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[unseenspy]

[Oh boy. No one calls him stupid and gets away with it. He'll have to get back at you for that later...]